Usually advertizers resort to copying a style forein to them and adapting it into an acceptable neat little package, a good example is the ton of rap inspired jingles we see.
If that doesn't work advertizers use attentiongrabbing logo and taglines. Sanity be damned!
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So clearly Diesel wants their customer base to have balls instead of brains. Idiocracy here we come. I better stock up on electrolytes.